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Today I'd like to bring you the unOFFICIAL biography of Barack Hussein Obama!

Let's take a look at the last 50 years of his life shall we?:
Up until August 4th 1961 Barack Hussein Obama's past is shrouded in mystery. Where was he? What was he doing? No one seems to know. The NSA and the CIA have both hinted that they have some sketchy information about this period in the senators life, but nothing concrete has been released to the public. Although he's been asked to clarify this part of his history multiple times, Barack Hussein has been atypically close-mouthed about what "exactly" he was up to.
The first recorded event we have on file for Barack Hussein however, on 8-4-61, involves some sort of direct contact with and possible molestation of, a much older woman, and a white girl at that! While the KKK has been lobbying for Hussein's head on a stick ever since, he has remained shielded from their righteous anger by the liberal media which seeks to deify him.
For several years after 61, Hussein was a real pal to such leftist and counter-culture individuals as Jon Lennon, Liberache, and of course Teddy Roosevelt. His long time love affair with Marlyn Monroe and JFK is of course a matter of public record, but what's NOT commonly known is that he was the "catcher" in that particular twisted relationship.
Moving into the late 60's and early 70's Barack Hussein spent a lot of time smoking weed, being cool and feeling groovy. He probably marched in a protest too, but who can say for certain. What IS known is that he received terrorist training, specifically to become a suicide bomber, in 1968, he was activated with the express purpose of stopping us from putting a man on the moon. Fortunately, the bomb he was carrying was a dud.
Upon returning to the U.S. from Cape Canaveral, Hussein Obama was contacted by radical leftist and well known terrorist sympathizer George Lucas to play a starring role in his filthy unreal fantasy piece "American Graffiti". A role that Obama took to with gusto under the pseudonym "Harrison Ford".
This started a long long career of depravity in the employ of Lucas and his terrorist organization, Al Queda (Cali Division). Obama went on to make some of the most horrid movies of all time, proving his only desire was to bring down this glorious GOD FEARING country. (Temple of Doom anyone?)
Eventually, stardom took it's toll, and while sitting in the Chevy Chase wing of the Betty Ford Rehab center, Hussein Obama decided that the answer to his burning quest for the destruction of America lay in the foreign country of Hawaii. Traveling there on the wings of Darkness he enrolled in Clown College. This was the first time in his life he truely felt as if he was making progress.
From his book "How and Why I want to Destroy America"
"Clown College was the best answer to my driving need to see America fall. May Allah burn them for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 years in lakes of tar when the godless pig-dogs of the west finally face my juggling skills!"
Of course, we all know that Obama was a washout in Clown College, partially because of his penchant for beheading other students when he discovered that they were Americans. Fleeing several CIA hit teams he decided to hide out at LA-X with Hunter S. Thompson and Bette Midler. Becoming a baggage handler there, he has been linked by the FBI to some, if not all of the following;
Dropping bags.
Packing bags so tightly together that the jaws of life were needed to seperate them.
Opening luggage to try on women's underwear.
Lighting hampsters on fire.
Being a minority.
Smoking more reefer than Kieth Richards
Selling Kool Aid to Jim Jones
Petting Mr. Jones monkey.
Liking it while he petted said monkey.
Making snuff films.
Starring in "A very Brady Christmas"
As you can see, his depravity has never known any bounds.
Then of course, there was the "incident" on 8-22-03. Which of course brings us to the here and now.
We need to put an end to this madness. It's obvious from the record that McCain & Obama are working together to bring our fair nation to its knees. The ONLY real solution is to do away with the godless electoral process put in place by Alexander Hamilton (a well known opium addict and pedophile) and declare Bush/Cheney Emperor and Wife!

— Chakrivanti

The battle continues!

Today I'm taking on the Liberal Left and the "Slightly Less Liberal" Left.

Obama and McCain need to be exposed for the Atheist Anti-Americans that their voting records show them to be!

— Chakrivanti

Greetings enlightened guests to my Newsvine page! I will be sharing my wisdom with you as much as possible over the coming weeks, but if you're reading this then you've already seen what I'm all about.

For those of you who like to label and stereotype people, and it IS our God Given American RIGHT, I would call myself a neo-conservato-anarchist.

The system as it stands now is NOT conservative enough! Some of our leaders have done great things with regards to getting people to conform (attempting to remove the right of minorities and women to vote for example) but it's NOT ENOUGH.

I am a self appointed watchdog, calling out the Communist Ultra Left swine, like Arnold Schwartzenegger, for the garbage that they spew every day into the ears of our helpless and clueless fellow Americans.

We CAN save our country if we all try hard enough!

— Chakrivanti

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